...You have not tended a lawn in 20 years.
...You haven't slept inside a house in years.
...You would make Solar Panel Day a national holiday.
...You don't pay rent, mortgage, income taxes, water or electric bills.
...You regard camping fees as tyrrany.
..."Big Rock Candy Mountain" is your favorite song.
..."Moving On" is your motto.
...Walmart is your home base.
...Quartzsite, Arizona is your mecca.
...Tumbleweed is your favorite plant.
...You haven't used a china plate in years.
..Your address is General Delivery.
...Your cat lives in your shirt.
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