You Might Be a Codger If...

...Your dream house has wheels.

...80% of your wardrobe came from thrift stores.

...Your picture of Heaven looks a lot like the Slabs.

...Some of your teeth were made in Mexico.

...Your family has forgotten what you look like.

...You haven’t slept inside a house in years.

I’m sure there are many more. Any ideas? Post a comment.