First let me frame the situation:
SO NOW FOR MY BRILLIANT IDEA--A QUICK WAY TO RUB OFF THOSE SHARP EDGES,
ROUGH MANNERS, GROSS BEHAVIORS, ANNOYING HABITS--in short all those things that stand between you and the splendid being you want to be.
It is a device that any of us can afford--available at a store near you.
Here I am modeling my device---readying myself for the grand adventure of becoming a better person.
The process requires two of these, one for yourself and one for a trusted partner and each of you will hold an activating device for the other's collar.
Now here's where the fun begins; you inform your partner of his or her behaviors that most annoy you and get a "polishing agreement". Likewise they select one or more of your top faults that needs polishing off.
Then whenever the two of you are together, you wear your collars and carry an activator for the other's collar. Whenever an annoying behavior presents itself, the partners "remind" one another
and voila!--you are on your way to becoming a beautiful rock.
Here I am being reminded that my house is messy...
I made a hurried phone call to my lady friend explaining the good news--how I was now ready to
clear up this habit she has of speaking in paragraphs instead of sentences--how I was all set to polish her to a beautiful crisp succinctness. Told her to hurry over and get her collar installed.
We suddenly got disconnected. I think something went wrong with her phone---can't seem to reach her anymore.